Parenting this teen is going to kill me before the fucking cancer does.
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Today’s playlist

First day of high school!!!

practice

She’s trying to learn how to do a French braid. She starts high school tomorrow. Crazy. ♥️
about last night: viewpoints
Last night we went to see Freya perform in her school’s fall production, Viewpoints, which was a series of monologues designed to portray various viewpoints on different issues. Freya portrayed a teacher who wanted to establish a stricter dress code for students. She did a great job.
Photo credit goes to her mom. D and I had to sit further back, due to ridiculously bad traffic. I just love thunderstorms during rush hour. Oh and then my umbrella broke, so I was soaked by the time I got inside. Fun times.
After the show, D and I went out for dinner/drinks. I hadn’t eaten all day, so I was hangry. Then we went home and watched Tapestry (so good) and a documentary called Man’s First Friend, which I really enjoyed, though I did fall asleep at a certain point. It’s about the evolution of dogs. Even Bismarck was watching! Oh and my husband subscribed to a documentary channel called Curiosity (because of course he did – that’s Classic Dave ❤️).
This girl’s got me like…
After today’s latest set of lies, we are firmly in “I love you very much, but I really don’t like you right now” territory.
Motherfuckers be lying to me all day every day at work, and now that shit is happening at home too? Oh fuck no.
what a week – and it’s only wednesday
My day is not off to a good start. I’m beginning to think this just isn’t going to be a good week for me.
I slept like shit again.
Woke up with a headache as a result.
Running late because it was hard to function.
In my zombie-like haze, I accidentally sprayed myself in the eye with a hair product.
OH THE BURNING. So now my eye is swollen and sore, and my make-up is all fucked up. lol lol lol
Just received more bad news about our daughter not doing her homework, and lying to us about things, and I am really fucking disappointed. Her not taking her schoolwork seriously is bad enough, but the lying?? That’s fucking unacceptable. She looked me in the face and told me that she was caught up in her other subjects, and then we found out today that she’s behind in two others.
Tonight should be a fucking blast.
Sigh.
And then there’s this…
She broke her phone FOR THE SECOND FUCKING TIME.
It’s about to be flip phone time up in this motherfucker.
Object (of my affection)
I like this pic. 💜