motherfucking friday night πŸ™ŒπŸ»

My husband said my blog has been quiet this morning. That means he wants me to post. I love how much he loves reading my words. ❀️

So…about last night:

It started out innocently enough.

But soon spiraled into drunken debauchery.

That led to weed, and mind blowing sex, like you need to get a magic wand and incorporate that shit into your sex life. You won’t be disappointed!

Multiple orgasms later, we got into bed for a little TNG and dessert.

Actual dessert, you perv!

I’m high af in this photo. Lol. That Skinny Cow cookies and cream sandwich was the greatest fucking thing I had ever tasted. Only 160 calories!

A fucking fantastic evening! More tonight.

shop til you drop!

I convinced my husband to go shopping! I bought some really cute stuff from a local boutique, and then hit up Victoria’s Secret for more perfume (and other fun stuff).

Can’t wait to show off all the cute stuff I bought today. I really mixed it up this time and picked some pieces outside of my comfort zone. Thanks to D for giving feedback on my little afternoon fashion show. πŸ’œ

7 @ 11:45 pm

Sunday is almost over, so I better get on this:

  1. Another amazing weekend with my amazing husband. I’m the luckiest.
  2. I made two new friends this weekend, and I see all of us spending many more amazing weekends together in the future.
  3. We ended the weekend seeing David Cross, and he was hilarious. His Trump rants were EVERYTHING. But why is there always that one drunken, dumb ass, dick bag motherfucker who has to heckle the comedian? Why? And why are they always sitting behind me?
  4. I miss my kids and my fur kid. I can’t wait to be reunited tomorrow afternoon.
  5. I probably gained like 10 pounds this weekend. Back to exercising tomorrow. Oh and I’m actually looking forward to not drinking for a bit.
  6. I have two more days off. πŸ™ŒπŸ»
  7. My book and bed are calling. xoxo